there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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