So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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