i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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