do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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