now i know why i became what i already was.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
