oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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