I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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