Sry I called you an 8
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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