We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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