He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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