All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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