he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
