bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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