And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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