I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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