what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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