I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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