I hate your face
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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