So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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