Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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