Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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