Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
