are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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