Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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