she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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