Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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