Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There r osticjed everywhere
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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