Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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