butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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