Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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