You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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