Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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