Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I wear drunk well.
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