I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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