so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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