So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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