Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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