He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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