That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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