How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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