My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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