I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
is this the sara with the beer cane?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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