so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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