I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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