me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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