Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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