So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I've blown a few things in my day
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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