I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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