On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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