I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
