This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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