I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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