hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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