whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Randomize
