she looked like the before picture.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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