windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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