If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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