My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
