just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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